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Question: How many orthodox Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: What is a light bulb


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Question: How many orthodox Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: What is a light bulb? Question: How many Israelis are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: 26. 18 obkľúči building, room 6 attack and kill the terrorists, one violently pulls the old lightbulb and establish a new and last forever. Question: How many progressive Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: Why? We do not need no. We will form a "Jewish Voices for Žiarovky" (SEZ) and we use them so that the remainder of mankind remains in darkness. Question: How many Reformed Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: Swap? Who wants to replace it? We just want to make was better! Q: How many "lubabavitchers" is necessary to exchange light bulbs? Answer: none, never bulb not die. Question: How many Marxist Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: none. After the revolution the proletariat will do it for us. Question: What do you need Talmudic Jews to exchange light bulbs? ads Answer: First I have to tell you why it is a good replacement bulb for the Jews. Q: How many "solidárnych" Jews are required to exchange light bulbs? Answer: none. Ask the Open Society Institute of George Soros to pay for electricity

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